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Postby stephendell » Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:57 pm

That's obviously someone who had a problem fitting his Xenon headlamp conversion kit. 23,000 Volts :shock:

(And yes I'm being serious - I think I'll disconnect the battery first :wink: )
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Postby clee » Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:07 pm

Don't worry about it ...it's not volts that kill you, it's amps
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Postby JohnC » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:09 pm

...it's not volts that kill you,


............but they dont half make you jump though :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby stephendell » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:45 pm

Don't worry about it ...it's not volts that kill you, it's amps


OK, does that mean I can ignore the warnings all over my box of goodies from Hong Kong...

"Never attempt to install the equipment by yourself"

"Take care! High voltage is dangerous. It may cause the hurt by electric shocks"

"The broken high voltage box and wires will result in high pressure electricity which will create danger"

"It might cause burns or fatal accidents by the electric-shock"

I quite like;

"Never touch HID bulb, ballast and cord when HID bulb turns on as it might cause burns or fatal accidents by the electric shock. Meanwhile it will shorten the lifespan of the bulb."

However the best quality translation on the package is:

"The Sweet of Simon Hint:"

Prize to anyone who can guess what it means...
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Postby si21 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:39 am

"The Sweet of Simon Hint:"

Prize to anyone who can guess what it means...



Don't drag me into this. And if its a joke at my expense think again or your next project will have two skinny wheels and it'll be powered by an electric motor ................Think on the bright side though the tyres are cheap, it'll be greener than ya 610 no TAX and there will be a reserved parking space for you a TESCO's :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby stephendell » Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:56 am

No, it's genuinely printed on the box...

"The Sweet of Simon Hint"

Clue think cockney rhyming slang...

You can help fit the high pressure electricity parts though if you like :wink:
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Postby si21 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:11 am

No, it's genuinely printed on the box...

"The Sweet of Simon Hint"

Clue think cockney rhyming slang...

You can help fit the high pressure electricity parts though if you like :wink:


a reply this early in the morning ......you either wet the bed or you have not been yet :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby BIG_MVS » Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:25 am

Oh I like these games reminds of the the good old days.

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"The sweet of simon hint" Heat of glint? Any more clues?
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Postby clee » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:02 am

They will look mint :roll:
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Postby si21 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:44 pm

I dont have time to play silly beggars :lol: :lol: :lol:

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