Saf Bi-turbo ? Pah ! "Lady Parts"

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Saf Bi-turbo ? Pah ! "Lady Parts"

Postby clee » Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:51 pm

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Postby turbo 5 » Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:42 pm

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Seems like it could solve all your engine problems, at probably a very fair price :D And it looks really easy to work on and very cheap to buy spares for, wonder what the rats at Renault main dealer spares would say to you ordering parts for that!

"Yes sir we have ordered your new pistons and liners, £160.00 plus the dreaded vat of course sir, should be in for the weekend" Three years later " Sir your piston and liners are in stock, slight vaartion in price, but no worries, only £160,000.00 now sir + of course the Vat, will you be into collect them soon?"

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Postby clee » Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:50 pm

Shhhhussh man !

He probably doesn't know what it is ! Wonder if he has a box for it as well :lol:
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Postby David Gentleman » Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:15 pm

Great ornament. But as an engine by todays standards for the money they probably want its fodder :lol:
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Postby clee » Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:25 pm

You're a bloody ornament :wink: :lol:
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Postby stephendell » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:32 pm

I think I read somewhere the mpg (or should that be gpm!) isn't very good :wink:
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Postby clee » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:27 am

It's only a 1.5L ,can't be that bad on motion lotion :lol:
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Postby David Gentleman » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:59 am

clee wrote:It's only a 1.5L ,can't be that bad on motion lotion :lol:


Might get cheap tax too.
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Postby clee » Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:06 am

Good thinking Dave .

It'll pay for itself in the long run :lol:
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Postby David Gentleman » Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:13 am

clee wrote:Good thinking Dave .

It'll pay for itself in the long run :lol:


...but unfortunately its gonna run on Toluene which is about £7 a litre... :lol:
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