Autoballs !!!!!!

Merde Andy realises he's blown the Autoball sponsorship budget on a bottle of Evian ..................

Merde Andy realises he's blown the Autoball sponsorship budget on a bottle of Evian ..................

it's a bottle of Volvic

That's next years gone as well then ,spendthrift

[stephendell]

What does this mean for those with Autoballs on their cars

Department Of Transport Warning

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving. For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:
• overtaking in dangerous places;
• hovering within one inch of the car in front;
• stopping sharply;
• speeding in residential areas;
• pulling out without indication;
• performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets;
• under taking on motorways ;
• taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads;
These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor and inept driving skills will have to display two flags one on each side of the car to indicate their total lack of skill and general lower intelligence mind set to the general public.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

Department of Transport.

Thanks for flagging that point


I could explain at great length how the Autoball ( this years must have car accessory for the discerning England fan ) differs from the cheap,nasty throw away Chinese manufactured tat adorning many a Mondeo ,suffice to quote a satisfied client .....................


Das Autoball ist de Mutts-Nutts ,das value mien Pantsheinrich ist doublein mit das addition .( babelfish translation avolibibble )