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Boring boring boring!!

Postby Tony Smith » Sun May 21, 2006 4:43 pm

Theres been no good threads lately everythings about fixing! So has anybody ever managed to have "bonking" of any description in their Alpine?
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Postby clee » Sun May 21, 2006 5:08 pm

On your own or with someone/thing :?:
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Postby simontaylor » Sun May 21, 2006 5:25 pm

Is there something you want to tell us all about?

As a virgin at Gurston Down, I was congratulated on coming second in her.
Does that count for you Mr Smith?

I can tell you another auto-adventure of old, but not on-line.
1986 : '86 GTA v6 BW-EFR turbo, with Adaptronic ECU
Firsts at
2007 : Gurston Down & RAOC Champion
2008 : Rushmoor & Eelmoor & ACSMC Hillclimb class Champion
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Postby andyh877 » Sun May 21, 2006 5:26 pm

He ain't gettin any mate...... the first sign is talking about it :!:
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Not getting any!!!

Postby Tony Smith » Sun May 21, 2006 9:34 pm

Ha ha ha - just logged in after spending the last 2 hours shagging to read this - well it amused me anyway! :lol: :lol:
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Postby simontaylor » Mon May 22, 2006 6:44 am

ok, Tony, skip the sorded bits, but which cars were you in/on?
1986 : '86 GTA v6 BW-EFR turbo, with Adaptronic ECU
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Re: Not getting any!!!

Postby clee » Mon May 22, 2006 6:49 am

Tony Smith wrote:Ha ha ha - just logged in after spending the last 2 hours shagging to read this - well it amused me anyway! :lol: :lol:



That's a whole years worth :shock:
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Re: Not getting any!!!

Postby Alpineandy » Mon May 22, 2006 12:53 pm

Tony Smith wrote:Ha ha ha - just logged in after spending the last 2 hours shagging to read this - well it amused me anyway! :lol: :lol:


In the GTA or A310?
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Shagging in an A310!

Postby Tony Smith » Mon May 22, 2006 2:24 pm

Jesus you would have to be a contorsionist of the highest order! I haven't even perfected getting in it yet. And Davids got my GTA and I certainly hope he hasn't f*cked it! Afraid just the bedroom for me.
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Postby red leo » Mon May 22, 2006 2:31 pm

Oh I don't know if its poss in an MR2 mk1 must be good fun in a gta :oops: :lol:
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Re: Boring boring boring!!

Postby EATMYPLASTICARSE » Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:53 pm

Tony Smith wrote: has anybody ever managed to have "bonking" of any description in their Alpine?


Apparently if you stick your asp in the glove box it is possible
never really ever thought that i would own a gta, but am i happy that i do!!.
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