Piece of Red Plastic CRAP! Exorcist Required!!!

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Piece of Red Plastic CRAP! Exorcist Required!!!

Postby si21 » Tue May 10, 2011 4:37 pm

Not sure wether to laugh or cry :? :lol: having finally sorted the tick over problem out and covering nearly a 1000 miles without breaking down I finally thought Christine had been cleansed of Demons :twisted: however Christine had other ideas ......I now have no fecking spark :evil: :evil: :evil: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I told you the car is possessed, when we changed the carb over it ran perfectly for 30 mins revving the engine and letting it return to idle; well a better idle than has ever been acheived in previous attempts :P I drive off down the road and get to the blind bend and the throttle sticks I go shooting round the bend with the engine screaming while I fight to turn the ignition off whilst strapped into the seat by harnesses :lol: :lol: :lol: The Bi tch is trying to kill me. :shock: :shock: :shock: we spent a further 30 mins trying to repeat the problem....it never occurred again and we found nothing to explain how why or what caused the problem in the first instance :roll: :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was wondering if anyone else has ever has a possessed car and has had a Vicar Exorcise their car before :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I told you everytime I fix something else that has already been replaced previously fails again.

So glad I am not going to Macon because right now it would be a panique
to get it running :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Si21 .....anyone know of a good stainless Exorcist :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby mogster242 » Tue May 10, 2011 8:42 pm

by naming her Christine you are kind of asking for it really :lol: :lol: :lol:

must have been quite scary round that bend though :shock:
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Postby BIG_MVS » Tue May 10, 2011 8:48 pm

You are the Jonah not the car! :lol:

See if you can get that Le Mans* on the road instead :wink:
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Postby si21 » Wed May 11, 2011 8:32 am

BIG_MVS wrote:You are the Jonah not the car! :lol:

See if you can get that Le Mans* on the road instead :wink:


You must be joking I cant cope with one let alone :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: two!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: Mind you at least there are no carbs or antiquated ignition systems.

TBH I cant wait to put an injected even fire 3.0ltr lump in ....after all its only my retirement fund that I'm spending :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


My R19 must have been built by Toyota :roll: by comparison :lol: :lol: :lol:

I Luv my 21 I 8) really do

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